Do I Detect Sarcasm?
Bang up job septa. Bang up job.
No Sympathy For the Devil
got caught in the face with an elbow or something when I was ballin’ yesterday. the pain in my eye is the worst. & another note: sometimes septa is the devil. bullshit ass trains
Your vs. You're: 1 out of 3 ain't bad
We don’t think your gangsta cause you’re talking loud and reckless on train we think your a clown or a snitch. #SMH #SEPTA
if u gonna get on the septa bus PLZ TAKE A SHOWER!!!!!! dnt stand above someone if u didnt take a shower
Only on SEPTA (or in any bar)
ONLY on Septa will random drunks COMFORTABLY AND RELENTLESSLY engage you in a conversation you DONT want to be in..apparently all means to ignore them makes the talk even MORE!
Not To Brag, But I Probably Have More Debt Than...
So talk about a huge change in my life… I went from taking septa to work from the age of 18 2 21, now I’m driving to work, paying bills have 2 credit cards and now a DISCOVER CARD which makes 3 just in case those that suck at math like myself haha YEA BOE ” I have changed my life around in a complete 360 in tha right dierection…. Love you babes for saying...
Omg i fuckin hate Septa this bus is so stank#NeedACar
Oh, Sure, Rub It In
now I see why ppl don’t like or uses public transportation these attitudes the Septa bus drivers be having ain’t funny at all!! it’s not the commuters fault your dumb ass didn’t hit the lottery with the 48 other newly rich co-workers lol now they are probably somewhere chilling on a exotic island and your miserable ass is driving a big ole hot ass bus for a living…
SEPTA Bus = Your Own Personal Jillian Michaels
I knw dis bus seen me runnin ugh hate septa dis motivates me mre to gt a car
Did I Mention That I Hate SEPTA?
On my way to the KOP mall with my daughter Keyanna uuhhhggg hate septa but were hanging out 2gether it’s well worth it but i hate septa
Psssssst… hey, SEPTA, yeah you. I HATE YOU, SEPTA.
I'm Mad You Didn't Record It, Too (P.S.: Huh?)
some dyke gon t off on the septa man he was coming the hell out of her lol i’m mad tht I didn’t record it #Cthu
Poetry in Motion
On the road again. Going far is just a must for me to spend. Time on septa that i hate with a passion. Time will be my friend, on this road again
Callin' You Out, Darby Foster Mom and Her Animal...
Finally something on Maury besides Dna and women making fools of themselves…this is abt teens fighting on tape I wonder where I can send the tape of the darby foster mom and her animal children jumping a woman 7 months pregnant. Now a month later the animals caught on TAPE AGAIN maybe the news would wanna see it…hmmmm. warning if you wanna be tough always REM. Septa has cameras not...
A Timeless Classic
Septa SUCKS! Ugh
Septa Can Exist in Jersey?
I’m very confused about the Septa bus behind me on the Walt Whitman bridge.
So. So. So. Over It
Wtf??????…..why is the transfer bus to ridge pike nit run between 8:20 & 10:30? .. Just the time in need to make the last f**king bus home!!!!….so so.so.over the Septa Bullshit!!!
Alive With Pleasure
Riding the 14 bus makes me wanna smoke a pack of Newports all at once…..FU SEPTA!!!
It's Kinda Like When You Would See Your Teacher at...
There’s a guy who works for septa riding the bus. That’s strange.
Aw, But Septa Isn't Over You Yet
I did not miss Septa. Not at all.
Omg septa dont know i need something to eat and do my project i dont have time for this i have been sitting here for 17 mins by now like omg
Feeding Your Baby is Interesting, Crazy and Weird
You see a lot of interesting, crazy, weird things when you ride SEPTA. Today I can cross off ‘sit across from a woman breast feeding her baby with no attempt of discretion’.
That's Septa For You, Alright.
Got out at 1:30 got home now. Walked all the way home and yet no bus came. That’s septa for you
That's Not Good
A septa bus justcaught fire next to me on Baltimore Pkwy infront of burlington
That Damn Half-Way House
Good morning FB! To the operators on rt. 56. Why haven’t yall complain about ridership? SEPTA has a darn shuttle for every freakin thing. Why can’t they have one for the damn HALF-WAY HOUSE? Its a million of those dudes. I sold 120 freakin transfers on a freakin Sunday schedule.
I mean, really.
Heat blasting on the train? Really SEPTA?!
What ARE the odds??
What are the odds, really? Got invited to Jims for BBQ. Car breaks down on 611 bypass. Call Chris at NAPA on cell and office, no answer. Leave dead car on 611, Jim picks me up takes me to SEPTA train, it breaks down, walk to SEPTA bus, it’s running good except the AC breaks down with about 70 people on bus. Get to Philly and on subway home it breaks down as well as the 3 trains in front...
Well I found 2 tokens guess it will be SEPTA tomorrow sorry Betsy I don’t like heat so its gonna be a trying day tomorrow!!!
Simple and to the point
Screw you septa.
Birth Control > Septa
You know it’s cheaper to go to PP and get some birth control than it is to pay for 4 kids on SEPTA Duly noted.
There Should Be a Big Person Rule
Ok I need car cuz ima end up in jail I can’t stand for another big person to sit next to on septa I feel like that should be a big person rule just don’t do I will punch u in the face I’m on the train omw home from work and this big lady come sit next to me I hate the heat frm ur leg touchin my leg get ya fat lazy ass up betta yet ill get up since u don’t know the rule ...
Pray for me
Back on Septa pray for me lol :( The “lol” sounded so upbeat, but then the frowny face made me sad.
I would rather walk
I HATE SEPTA I WOULD RATHER WALK OR BUY A BIKE I WILL GET THERE FASTER SEPTA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
File Under "Some Things Never Change": Septa's...
Fuck you septa!!! You’re late and its raining!!! Yea I have no umbrella…. Fml
Not Sure Why This is Septa's Fault, But Okay...
I feel like such a creep this little hot blond with nice boobs is standing right in front of me and of course she will catch me checking them out about a thousand times before she gets off…..FU SEPTA!!!
Losing Precious Time Makes Me Angry
Dear septa, I’m on an extemely tight schedule and I’ve been doing really well being everywhere I need to be so when you announce that your shit is not together and that’s why I’m waiting and losing precious time it makes me angry. Let’s get it together and GOOOOOOO
Dearsepta riders, when there are other people riding with you, could you please shut your fucking music off or wear earbuds…just saying